He was a boy
He was a nerd
Can I make it any more obvious?
He kind of smelled
And she stayed away
What more can I say?
He wanted her
She didn’t care
that secretly he was a Ninja Elf
And all of her friends
They held their nose
And they had a problem with his cheat codes
He was a gam3r boi she said see ya lamer boi
He wasn’t l33t enough for her.
She had a Tifa face but her head was up in space.
She needed to come back down to Midgar
Five years from now she sits at home surfing on 4chan she’s all alone.
She turns on TV and guess who she sees.
Gam3r boi rocking up G4
She calls up her friends.
They already know
And they’ve all got him on their Meebo
He’s on a streak, Star Power extreme, she looks at the man that she turned down.
He was a gam3r boi she said see ya lamer boi. He wasn’t l33t enough for her.
He still lives in his parents’ house, but he’s got a golden mouse to show Princess Peach what he’s worth.

Too bad that you couldn’t see the gam3r man that boi could be. His headshot count is really high, a killing spree you can’t deny.
Sorry girl but you missed out, Well tough luck that boi‘s mine now. We are more than bestest pals, we just got married on WoW.
He’s just a boi, and I’m just a nerd.
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in heart
Haven’t you seen, how we rock each other’s Wii?
I met the gam3r boi I said see ya later boi.
I’ll be leveling up ur guys.
Now we’re in Azeroth, laughing our azzes off about a girl he used to like.
I met the gam3r boi I said see ya later boi.
I’ll be leveling up ur guys.
Now we’re in Azeroth, laughing our azzes off about a girl he used to like.